Potholing For St George!

I have a horrible feeling our Traitor Class Government is desperate for us to engage in physical revolt. It would give them just the excuse they need to clamp down on those they view as right-wing fascists and other such ne’er-do-wells. Or as Stalin might have put it, Anti-Revolutionary Wreckers and Saboteurs.

It is not easy resisting a tyrannical government, especially so in a country with no 2nd Amendment rights. Civil disobedience is clearly the order of the day, but how best does one go about such a necessary thing? We have seen the answer over recent days as patriot flags start fluttering atop handy lamp posts, which have always played their part in The Days Of Revolution.

Adorning lamp posts takes a fair bit of effort though. One needs ample rope, a ladder, and a head for heights. Far easier to take the Blue Peter approach; a piece of card (for stencil making, the use of) some scissors, and two cans of paint - one red and one white. Thus armed, we can take to our potholed roads with gay abandon and perform a simple procedure which serves as both an act of civil disobedience AND an act of social do-goodery with regard to the longevity of Michelin Pilot Sports.

If sufficient numbers of us Potholed for St George, it would send an important message to the Commissars and Apparatchiks within our Soviet Councils. A veritable sea of white and red mini-St Georges, visible to drivers, cyclists and reluctant dog-walkers across the country. Massed Patriotic Civil Disobedience for the price of a beer and a few minutes nocturnal slinking. Do it! Everywhere!